All 18 COP BASTARD achievements
There are 18 achievements. Everyone has the tutorial clear (100%), 8.5% finish the game, and the rarest is WEAPON KING at 0.2% — max every weapon in Endless mode.
Eighteen achievements, 100 percent of players have the tutorial one, and 0.2 percent have the last one. The percentage column is Steam's global completion rate, read on 31 October 2026, two days after launch — early numbers move fast, so treat them as a snapshot rather than a permanent ranking.
The full list
| Achievement | What it asks for | Global |
|---|---|---|
| POLICE Academy complete! | Finish the tutorial | 100.0% |
| STRIKEEEE! | Chosen one, true cop — earned in the tutorial | 81.9% |
| Brother yakuza? | Kill two enemies at once with the shotgun | 68.2% |
| Thin red line | Kill 10 enemies while below 25 HP | 51.8% |
| Hitman with hair | Beretta headshot from 25 metres | 22.0% |
| Do i feel lucky? | Six magnum kills inside ten seconds | 13.4% |
| The show is over | Finish the game | 8.5% |
| Culture-multure | Break 20 paintings | 7.9% |
| CS player | Land 500 headshots | 5.2% |
| Morality police | Clear a level without spitting | 5.0% |
| CLOCK PUNCHER | Clear Osaka Chemicals without slow motion | 3.3% |
| It's just a scratch! | Clear a level (not the first) without health pickups | 1.5% |
| Shotgun sensei | 500 shotgun kills | 1.3% |
| Cops don't fly that high | Reach floor 10 in Endless mode | 0.9% |
| Pistol master | 600 Beretta kills | 0.7% |
| ROBBO-COP | Clear a level (not the first) without taking damage | 0.7% |
| COP SAMURAI ! Katana not included ! | Finish the game on hard | 0.4% |
| WEAPON KING | Max every weapon in Endless mode | 0.2% |
What the numbers say
The tutorial funnel is the whole player base. Everyone finishes the academy; 81.9 percent also pick up the tutorial's hidden shot. After that it falls off a cliff: only 8.5 percent finish the game at all, which on a short corridor shooter means most buyers stop in the first third.
The grind achievements are rarer than the skill achievements. Pistol master (600 Beretta kills) sits at 0.7 percent while ROBBO-COP — a full no-damage clear — is also 0.7 percent. Killing 500 enemies with the shotgun is 1.3 percent, roughly the same as clearing a level without healing. People are not finishing playthroughs, so the kill counters never fill.
WEAPON KING at 0.2 percent is the long tail. It requires Endless mode plus fully upgraded weapons, which means it is a mode most players never touch. If you want a rare badge, that is the one.
Realistic order of attack
- Finish the tutorial — two achievements, free.
- Play through once with the Beretta as your default. Headshots count towards CS player (500) and the 600-kill counter at the same time.
- Keep the shotgun for pairs. Brother yakuza? is 68.2 percent for a reason: corridors stack enemies.
- Leave the no-damage, no-spit and no-health clears for a second run, when you know the spawn order.
- Hard mode and Endless mode last — both want a route you can do without thinking.
A note on hidden achievements
Four of the eighteen are flagged hidden on Steam, so they show as "Hidden achievement" until they unlock: the tutorial shot, the double shotgun kill, the 25-metre Beretta headshot and the low-HP streak. Nothing in the game tells you they exist. The table above is the full list.
Checked 2026-10-31. Completion rates from Steam's global achievement data for app 1742440.
